(via timeanddisregard)
I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone
(via dundermifflinscranton)
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!
Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”
Canon: And they were just average people.
Fanfic: …hiding their true shifter/mermaid/fae nature!
Canon: they were cis
Fanfic: are you sure about that
Now I want friends AU where they all asassins.
Canon: everything was chaste
Fanfic: they totally did it
(Source: shakespork)
i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere
(via dundermifflinscranton)
(via anythingbutunremarkable)
may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
(via dundermifflinscranton)
another meme i won’t finish: male characters (3/20) - nick miller (new girl)
I was born on a cold, lonely street on the South Side of Chicago. As rumor has it, and there’s no proof of this, obviously, but I delivered myself.
Maybe I’m Nick Miller.
me: *takes picture of myself that I actually kind of like*
brain: now wait just a second
(via dundermifflinscranton)
